Shipyard Satire is built by a real Defence Standard Class 1 welder and created for the lads who actually work in the yard. Welders, platers, riggers, fitters, sparkies and anyone who has ever been handed a drawing that makes absolutely no sense. If you’ve ever been told “just tack it”, waited three hours for an inspector, or watched an engineer panic when reality hits the steel — you’re in the right place. Welcome to Shipyard Satire.